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had quite a scare earlier this year. After arriving home from work
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discovered that no one else was home. Eventually I wandered into
the bathroom and found what you see in this picture. That's right,
a pregnancy test. It was used and it was displaying unmistakably
positive results. I looked at myself in the mirror and said "What
the (expletive) did you do?" After walking like a zombie to
the couch I sat down and eventually realized that it was April 1st.
I began to think that Heidi was setting me up. Our good friend Natalie
just happened to be pregnant at the time and I figured her to be
a potential source of pregnant pee. Finally I read the instructions
for the test which mentioned a "dropper". No dropper could
be found in the waste basket. That's when I was 99% sure it was
a prank. It did turn out to be a prank. A pretty good one.
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Nice one
Hyde...but don't do that again. |
